Why I Love My Wife

We are sitting on the sofa having just finished watching Yes Man.

My brother pops in to take the film back. He leaves. I turn onto Sky News.

We catch the beginnings of a news article and part of the sentence "...David Cameron is said to be demanding an apology over the whole thing..." or some nonsense.

This is the picture displayed throughout the article:

Mrs. Tomrat says "That David Cameron has let himself go."

I nearly fell of the couch.

Reader, politics is a dirty, smelly business, and I thank God in heaven he's given me a wife who wants as little to do with it as possible.