Told to me by a friend at work, liberated originally from a friend on Facebook then ad naseum after that:
A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a benefit claimant are sat down together for tea and biscuits. There are 12 biscuits on the table.
The banker takes 11 then turns to the Daily Mail reader and says:
"you better watch that benefit claimant; he's trying to take your biscuit."