Jokes As Illustrations #1

Told to me by a friend at work, liberated originally from a friend on Facebook then ad naseum after that:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a benefit claimant are sat down together for tea and biscuits. There are 12 biscuits on the table.

The banker takes 11 then turns to the Daily Mail reader and says:
"you better watch that benefit claimant; he's trying to take your biscuit."

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